A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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My mom

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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