I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Skinny people fart less.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Read a Book.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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