- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Pain Olympics.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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