Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Ben Corbishley

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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