- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

John lazzaro likes dick

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A russian gives away vodka.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

women's rights.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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