Take part of what?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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