- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Women's rights

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Charlie Sheen

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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