- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

well use a tissue!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

homosexual rights to marriage

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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