Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

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