What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

angelo snyder is not ga

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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