- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Dumbledore dies.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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