- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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