- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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