- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

John lazzaro likes dick

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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