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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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