- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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