- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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