Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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