What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Atheism

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What does? 42

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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