Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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