How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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