why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Jovan

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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