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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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