How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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