- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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