Once upon a time a was born

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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