- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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