Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what is worse than a guy pissed?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

This is funny.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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