Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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