- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Walnut

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Tough crowd tonight...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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