- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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