- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Vagina cream... end of story

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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