What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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