Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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