- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

The Big Band Theory

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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