Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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