- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What would u like to drink?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

So a horse walks into a barn.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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