The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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