- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

someone called someone else a frog

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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