How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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