- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Guest what in the butt

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A russian gives away vodka.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

knock knock come in !

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