it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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swag

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