- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

knock knock... ...no answer

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Women's professional sports

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Nobody cares maddie!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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