what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Anti Joke

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