- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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