- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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12 niqqa 12.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Your mother just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Yo Mama just died.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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