- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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