how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Where's my tractor?

No your aunties a joke

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

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