- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is older than history?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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