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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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