- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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