- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

knock knock who's there ?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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