- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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