Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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