- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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