What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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