Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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