This is funny.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Anti Joke

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