- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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