- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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