- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

roses are red violets are indigo

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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