- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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