- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A sober Irish individual.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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