- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

it was all Tagart

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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