A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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