I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Sir, your wife is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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