- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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