Knock Knock.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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