You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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