- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Tony Romo

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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