What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Tony Romo

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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