why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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