- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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