- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

anti jokes are really funny

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Justin Bieber.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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