Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Granny porn!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Ben Corbishley

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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