- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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