How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Ben Corbishley

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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