Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Women's Rights..

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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