What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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