- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

pobody's nerfect

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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