Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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