A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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