- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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