What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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