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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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