- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

H o m o comes out as homo

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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