What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

if you don't like this you're gay

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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