Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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