Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Your Mother

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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