- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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