- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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