why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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