there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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bangers and mash?

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