oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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