…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Turkeys are obese

I <3 Hitler

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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