- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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