Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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what's white and sticky semen

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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