You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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like if your cool

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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