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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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