How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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