- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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