What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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alert('The Game')

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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