What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I C U P White stuff

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

i dont fisish anythi

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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