- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what is orange? an orange

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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