What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

how much fish could a chicken

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats 1+1? window!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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