- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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