Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

i dont fisish anythi

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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