- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Pain Olympics.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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