- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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