catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

This is funny.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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