- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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