- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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