What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Sex education in Texas,

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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