How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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