- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Black people in Camden NJ.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

rocky is here again.......................

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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