- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How old are you? 7

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Guess what? I like trains.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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