What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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