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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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