Balls

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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A pope meets another one

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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