What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

here's a joke... the american education society

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's funnier than 24? 25

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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