What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what do you call a black guy african american

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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