Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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