- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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