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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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