Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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