What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's worse than this That :(

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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