- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

women's rights.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man did not like this site

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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