- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's 1+1? 69.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock Knock. Not home.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

knock knock i have diarrhea

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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