Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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