- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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