- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Jovan

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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