- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's your blood type? Red.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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