- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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