Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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