- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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