When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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