Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Gus's mom

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Anti Joke

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