What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

No your aunties a joke

God is real.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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