- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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