Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Charlie Sheen

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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