Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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