- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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