- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??