Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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