- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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