- Anti Joke

A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!