- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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