Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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womens rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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