- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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