- Anti Joke

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave