What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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YOU

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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