Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

The holocaust

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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