what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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black chicken. kfc

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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