- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Good job, son.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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