- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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