- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS