- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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