- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is life? Paul.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.