- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Vaginal secretions

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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