What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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