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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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