Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

ugvvvvvv

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How old is victor? Half past dead

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...