- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

John lazzaro likes dick

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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