- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I C U P White stuff

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Your mother is average.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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