Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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woman's rights

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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