- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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