Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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I C U P White stuff

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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