- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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