What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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