- Anti Joke

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream