Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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