- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

1+2 = 6

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

nothing

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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