What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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12 niqqa 12.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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