what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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