- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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