NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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