- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Your mother is average.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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