- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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