- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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