- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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