- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Diarrhea

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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