Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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