Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

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