what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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