- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I C U P White stuff

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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