Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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