wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

your mom is so fat.

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