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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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