A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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