- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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