Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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a man was shot.... he died

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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800 people died last year. end of story

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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