What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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My spelling is horrible

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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