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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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