- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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