A house comes around the corner.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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