1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Anti Joke

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