- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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