A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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