- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Women's Rights..

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

quantum physics?

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden