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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

roses are red poo is poo

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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