- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you call a Jew A Jew

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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