Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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