What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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