- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

All of these jokes are about white people

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

you will like this because i am black.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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