- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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