- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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