Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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SHUT UP JP

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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