Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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