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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A house comes around the corner.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Manchester City

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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