A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Dumbledore dies.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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