- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

I just threw up..In my pants.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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