why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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