Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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the bible

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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kk

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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your so fat. your fat!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

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