Two women were sitting quietly.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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