- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

123 f*ck off

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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