So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

XD Jackass.

womans having rights.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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