- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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