- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man walked into a bar owch

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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