How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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