Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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