How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

su algato es en fuego

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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